DirtStyx is currently offline

OK, I did leave, but then Darkbee and Coronaschultz drugged me. Next thing I know, I wake up with my face in a urinal, and a bunch of games in my WW needle. The next door I open will probably involve several of my family members sitting on a couch telling me to accept this gift of rehabilitation, or spend the rest of my life sleeping in Corsair's garage and mooching internet access anywhere I can....

So Corsair, I'll need a key to the garage and maybe a couple bucks to make it through the week.